09 6 / 2019

jake-trickster:
“ captainclassycunts:
“ vegannvagina:
“ babyferaligator:
“ dumbass
”
Infomercial Kitten
”
Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?
”
baby lost in the sauce
”

jake-trickster:

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

baby lost in the sauce

(via whatdoyoumeanyoucanonlyhave1otp)

25 11 / 2018

18 10 / 2018

30 9 / 2018

i-am-a-fish:

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

(via whatemotions)

30 9 / 2018

thevelvetpelican:

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

(via whatemotions)

30 9 / 2018

30 9 / 2018

alwaysbewoke:

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

(via broadwaypunk)

13 9 / 2018

03 9 / 2018

20 8 / 2018

shimmer712:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“Portable Cookie Technology, also women answer this question please
”
The answer is yes. We carry cookies and candy in our purses. It’s not just our wallets. They wouldn’t need to be so big if it was.
”

shimmer712:

whitepeopletwitter:

Portable Cookie Technology, also women answer this question please

The answer is yes. We carry cookies and candy in our purses. It’s not just our wallets. They wouldn’t need to be so big if it was.

(via whatdoyoumeanyoucanonlyhave1otp)

20 8 / 2018

geekscoutcookies:
“ te-amo-corazon:
“the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic
”
The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point
”

geekscoutcookies:

te-amo-corazon:

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

(via whatdoyoumeanyoucanonlyhave1otp)

19 8 / 2018

Anonymous asked: I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk

seankuraly:

meganiumgender:

I BEG YOUR PARDON

image

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

12 8 / 2018

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10 8 / 2018

uncle-tomfoolery:
“ cyberscully:
“cher up @ 4:56am spitting facts and absolutely decimating men
”
Why she ask for an envelope to read her own vote
”

uncle-tomfoolery:

cyberscully:

cher up @ 4:56am spitting facts and absolutely decimating men

Why she ask for an envelope to read her own vote

(via tyleroakley)

05 8 / 2018

dynastylnoire:

the6thsiren:

what a breakthrough

Wind is windy as hell

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